Title: Cheap Hot Sauces
Categories: None
Yield: 1 Servings

2 pk Prepared yellow mustard
1 pk Ketchup
1 pk Honey
2 pk Lemon jiuce
1 ds (generous) malt vinegar
1 oz (approx) A-1 steak sauce
1 ds Frank's red hot sauce
1 ds Tabasco
2 ds Worcestershire sauce
7 dr Endorphin Rush; (which I
-keep in my desk), approx

Today at work the lunch special was jerk chicken - and I have to admit they
did a half-decent job of it, though they grilled it too fast and burned it
a little. Decent seasonings, but no real heat.

So ... I got to thinking about what condiments they had in the cafeteria -
the little plastic squeeze packets. I came up with this recipe:

Mix thoroughly, allow to rest. I made it on break and took it back to my
desk (against the rules) and used it about an hour later. Now my desk
drawer reeks of A-1. The result was as close to Inner Beauty as I could
expect to get, under the circumstances. I got the brown color right,
anyway...
Posted to CHILE-HEADS DIGEST by Alex Silbajoris <72163.1353@compuserve.com>
on Jun 5, 1998